Some days you just want a thick cut of meat. You don’t want to waste your time with discount sex toys. You want something thick and beefy. You want to know that it will fill you up the moment it enters your body. Something you’ll really need to work in your mouth and down your throat. And yet you want it to be succulent, salty and sweet. You want its juices to explode down your throat, satiating your hunger. You want Clyde. 

Clyde is the lifecast of real, thick slab of cock meat that means business. It might not be the longest tool in the shed but it’s the beefiest. It’s the fat dick of a man who knows how to work it. Who knows how to fill and please whatever he’s fucking. Because this bear of a man knows just how much everyone around him craves a piece of his shimmering cock. If there is a hole that needs plugging, Clyde is there to fill it and stretch it. 

If you’re the kind of fucker that loves to be stretched out and yet has no need for an extremely long dick, Clyde is the kind of cock you’ve been searching for. After all, for some, a dick can only fuck so deep. But if you let it, your holes can be stretched and your throat gagged. You will be instantly filled with this massive piece of a man. You’ll feel the immense girth as soon as he enters you. There’s no pussy footing around just how thick this cock is. You can throw out that penis sleeve Tumblr told you to buy. It’s not like the other toys where you can gradually push the dildo into your ass. No. This is a hard fuck right out of the gate. So suck it up and take your helping of cock the way you were meant to take it. One fat fucking inch at a time. 

Clyde comes in four deliciously naughty sizes, and you can customize the color of this fat dick as well. So if you’re ready to be filled and to spill your load, order now. Colors are hand mixed so they will vary.