Mr Hankey is the sextoy that started it all. While every other dildo manufacturer was focusing on cutting material down to just look like every other dick that I could find at any sex toys shop that sold adult novelties near me, I wanted to focus on something unique, that gave you optimal pleasure thanks to the texture. Because when you are trying to achieve the ultimate orgasm, it’s not just about depth and girth, it’s about finding that amazing sweet spot and rubbing it the right way, and this dildo’s texture will definitely rub it the right way. With Mr Hankey, it has always been about utilizing the textural design for heightened pleasure and satisfaction.

The Mr Hankey dildo starts out with a smooth tip on a tapered shaft, so you can take your time working up to the more textured, thicker base. The deeper you work it in, the more bumps you’ll feel rubbing in and out of you. This monster of a toy is just as pleasurable for those that are just starting out on their way to bigger toys, as it is for those experience players who love a big, fat dildo to stretch them out. This is why the Mr Hankey toy comes in just one size. You can choose the firmness, and you can choose from three natural colors. Please note that our colors are hand mixed so they can vary slightly. You can also order it with an attachment hole, to use with a sex machine, or a pair of Remove-O-Balls for a more realistic look and feel. Both the attachment hole and Remove-O-Balls are sold separately.