“Come with us if you want to fuck.” 

The machines have taken over. The end of the world can be seen from your front door. Doomsday is inevitable. Unless you know of a way to survive. So you do what people have done since the beginning of time. You curl up with the new overlords, spread your legs, and fuck. With the machines, you might have assumed it would be all mechanical. One cold pump and that’s that, because machines are all about maximizing productivity. But you have a way of touching all the right buttons. Lubing all the right gears. Pleasing all the right metallic dongs. If you’re going to be of use to these new cyborgs, you’ll need to practice, and there’s no better way to practice your pleasure-offering skills than screwing around with the all-new Sex Machine dildo. 

With Hankey’s Toys high quality silicone sex toy,  the Sex Machine, you’ll have the perfect half-man, half-machine contraption that lets you ready yourself for a world of machines. A world of machines and cyborgs that will dominate you in more ways than one. 

Just look at these artfully crafted adult novelty toys. You can almost feel the pistons hiss and the gears clicking.  We absolutely love the look an texture of this dildo. It’s both familiar and enhanced, all at once. It’s like if you saw a Star Wars robot whip out a mechanical dick, this is exactly what it would look like. Chances are of C-3PO whipped off his codpiece he would have this kind of attachment ready for all the nasty business he got down to when nobody was around.

Now, with the all-new Sex Machine dildo, you can live out both his mechanical fantasies, as well as yours. Not only does it have four sizes to choose from, but there are unique colors you’re not going to find on most other dildos. Sure, you could go with the traditional skin tones, but we love the gold as well as the gunmetal gray. Perfect for that rise of the machine sex practice you need to get in. Colors are hand mixed so shades can vary.