Mistress Kitty is wearing a lot of leather and carrying a sort of shortened taser — a cattle prod. She’s giving a tour of her BDSM dungeon, which she calls The Kennel, to you and a few other prospective … what are you, customers? Trainers? Pets? 

Mistress Kitty leads the group into a broad hall where two dozen mostly naked men line the walls. They stand at attention for their Mistress and you suspect that their cocks would stand at attention too if they weren’t imprisoned in various kinds of torturous cages. 

“Men are like any other animal. They need stern discipline to be properly trained,” Mistress Kitty says, zapping the cattle prod against the nipple of a broad-chested trainee. “Women too, when it comes to that. That’s what we do here. We domesticate subordinate creatures. We train their minds and bodies to submit.” 

“A demonstration,” Mistress Kitty says. She grabs one of the men by the ring in his choker and pulls him to the center of the room. He’s handsome and, in a rush of excitement, you realize it’s gay porn star Teddy Bryce.

Without being told, Teddy takes a position in front of Mistress Kitty, on all fours. She smiles. Either they’ve rehearsed this or he’s very well trained. 

“This is one of my favorite fantasy dildos for puppy training,” Mistress Kitty says, and from somewhere she produces a gunmetal grey instrument that looks stern, erotic, unforgiving and … well … like a dog in a cage. It’s shaped like a dick, but curved downward with the face of a  dog at the tip. It’s not smooth and undulating like a human cock. It’s bulbous and square-ish and huge and you can’t imagine it would fit inside any person. Teddy bites his lip. 

For the next ten minutes, Mistress Kitty controls Teddy Bryce. She presses the dog dildo into his ass. She commands him to lick the floor, to beg for more, to bark, and to open his anus ever wider. He obeys every command until the enormous grey dildo is buried inside him and Mistress Kitty smiles proudly and pats his head.

Fantasies like this one can come true with Mistress Kitty’s favorite trainer — the  Teddy Bryce Chastity Cage Dildo from Hankeys Toys. 

The hypoallergenic, non-porous silicone toy comes in four sizes for training from beginner to gaping expert. And with its sturdy base, the Teddy Bryce Cage Dildo can be used by trainers and trainees of any gender.