Don’t you hate it when you wake up in the middle of the night, and realize there’s something going on with your pipes, and whatever is going on you won’t be able to fix it with your fingers? You wish you lived in one of those porn movies, where you can call a plumber at any time of day or night, and the most gorgeous specimen shows up at your door, ready to clear your pipes, and anything else, with his perfect tool. Don’t worry, you don’t need to run to the hardware store, or the nearest adult toy shop.  While we cannot provide you with a whole human,  we can give you the right tool to clear your drains,  plug up any leak, or fill in any cracks . Meet our Plumber dildo.

The Plumber is all about girth. This cock is short and robust. It has a beautiful round head, protruding from the shaft. The shaft is full of soft wrinkles and veins, just enough to make sure you plug up that hole just right. The best part is once you get this Plumber, he will always be ready for you, at any time of day or night, and you won’t have to go into debt every time you need your holes repaired. Our perfect little Plumber comes in three thick sizes. The Small has a circumference at the rim of the head of 7 inches, with 5 inches of insertable length. The biggest one, the Large/XL has a circumference at the rim of 13 inches, and an insertable length of 8.90 inches. So you see, he’s quite thick, which is exactly what you need to plug up those lusty holes of yours. And if you need to fix someone else’s holes, instead of a tool belt,  wear this handy sex toy with one of our  Mrs S Leather harnesses.