Sometimes you don’t need anything fancy or any kind of elaborate designs for a dildo. You don’t always need ripples of foreskin or crazy veins or tentacles or suction cups or all the bells and whistles. Maybe you’re just a “meat and potatoes” kind of person, and all you need is the basic to satiate your lust, a nice thick sausage. You want that salami to be cured and fatty and delicious. It needs to make your taste buds come to life and your mouth to water. There are so many deliciously naughty things you can do with such a tube of meat, and yet, naturally, you don’t want to just head over to the local deli and ask for them to drop their thickest cut of cock on the table. Maybe they’ll drop trouser and you’ll be in for an exciting evening (although us, personally, we prefer not to drop our pants in public places, where there are sharp knives and slicers present). What would be better though, and more convenient, would be to order yourself the Tubesteak dildo.

The Tubesteak is the kind of male sex toys that comes in a single size. If you want something smaller there are other toys out there for you. If you want something with a whopping big head or a fatter base, by all means help yourself to those sextoys. But the Tubesteak is all hefty meat, a footlong piece of cock. The only thing we might suggest is to order it with a pair of Remove-O-Balls. Yes, the Remove-O-Balls are sold separately, but sometimes you want a couple of nice potatoes to eat with that Tubesteak.