Peel back the layers of orgasm and pounce on this ripe piece of fruit. The all-new Banana Dildo from Mr Hankey’s Toys doesn’t require you to peel off any stickers to gobble up, and the deliciously textured toy is perfect for beginners and expert anal players. It somehow perfectly replicates the look of both a banana and a dick. You’ve already pretended to use a real banana as a cock before, whether as a joke or you decided to experiment, but with this sex toy, you get the best of both worlds. Besides, nobody likes to visit the proctologist with a Chiquita sticker stuck in their rectum.

This fantasy dildo is balanced, and the peeled-away skin makes for a fantastic visual while also giving you a solid base for the toy. We absolutely love the golden yellow color of the banana, but that doesn’t mean you can’t go out on a limb and try different colors. Maybe you want your banana to have more of a passion fruit color, or you’re a fan of unripe bananas and are considering a green color. Thankfully, unlike the fruit world, all of these bananas can be the perfect firmness and color you desire,  and ready to be devoured by your ripe holes. 

You can also upgrade the size of your banana to a plantain. The larger, thicker relatives of the banana give you so much more length and girth to play with. If you’ve ever wandered the produce section of the grocery store and happened onto these super-sized bananas, you likely instantly had dirty thoughts. You can make those thoughts come true with one of the larger sizes of the all-new Banana Dildo. With sizes of small dildo, medium, large, and extra large (XL) you can have the size of fruit that will do your body good. 

Want to know a little secret? We love to use this toy with a little bit of flavored lube. You can make your Banana Dildo taste like a banana while you’re slurping it down, all without fear of the shaft breaking apart (is there anything more frustrating than the actual banana breaking apart in your mouth when you’re in the middle of having fun?). Or you can get real creative and use a strawberry or peach-flavored lube. There are so many options that make this toy so much fun. 

With several levels of firmness available, combined with the color variations as well as the ability to add on an attachment hole, you can pick the Banana Dildo that is right for you.