Do you consider yourself to be master of the ass fuck? Do you believe you can conquer any sized cock?  Do you orgasm at the thought of something big and meaty stretching you open and pounding you from the inside? Do you collect monster sex toys? If you’ve said no to any one of those you need to move along, there’s nothing to see here. But if you’ve said yes and you nodded your head to every single one of those questions, then behold Kalib, the ultimate sex toy!

Just look at the head of this toy. It will scare the fleshlight you keep in your sextoy drawer. It expands outward like a cobra ready to strike. And when it strikes you’ll beg for it to fuck you harder and deeper. It’ll provide some relief once the head is fully inside of you, as your hole will swallow it up and squeeze down around the shaft of this massive toy. You’ll feel the ridges of the cock-like design, and then as you plunge it deeper into you every fold will bring a new found sensation. Of course, all the while you’ll have that massive head hammering away inside of you. Do you think you can take it? Are you horny enough to let this fuck toy fill your insides until you can’t take it any longer?

The Kalib dildo comes in three sizes so you can level yourself up as you want. Notice that even the head of the “Small” is wider than that soda can you’ve been considering shoving up your ass, but you’ve thought better off (good call, because carbonation exploding up the butt hole is not the thrilling experience you might consider it to be. That’s what we heard.). And that’s just the beginning. As you level yourself up to a larger and thicker Kalib, the head of this gut-slamming toy just gets bigger and better. In fact, it becomes so big that you could openly leave the toy out and displayed on your mantel and nobody would ever dream that you use it to pound your ass. That is, until you’re throwing a dinner party and one guest locks eyes with you knowingly across the room. All you’ll have to do is nod, because you’re both in the Kalib fuck club.