Who doesn’t like a bit of meat and eggs in the morning? Or for dinner. Or in the middle of the night. And maybe you like your meat uncut. You want that thick sausage intact so you can wrap your lips around it and enjoy the sweet and salty treat just as it was intended. If sex shops sold breakfast, the Chorizo N’ Eggs would be the chef’s special made just for you. 

With the beautiful design of this silicone sex toy, you can trace your fingers over the hood of the cock, where the skin comes wrapped around the head like a beautiful gift. You can let your tongue dab and slide over the skin as you apply your own lubricating sauce to the toy. And when your mouth is watering enough and the toy is dripping with your anticipation you will be ready to accept the thick sausage deep inside of your body. Do you like to take it down the throat, or are you more in love with accepting it thrust into your ass? However you like your bangers and mash is perfectly fine with this toy, because it’s the menu item that will never disappoint. 

Of course, you can’t have your breakfast sausage without some eggs. It wouldn’t be a balanced breakfast. So make sure to grab hold of the two eggs at the end of the shaft of this delicious meat. The balls on the Chorizo N’ Eggs are some of the best designed and crafted balls you’re going to find on any toy. The way the skin ridges wrap around the balls and the seam that splits the difference is truly amazing and will give you that life like feeling. This spicy pair of eggs and sausage will deliver you your meal exactly how you like it, and any size you like it, because the Chorizo N’ Eggs comes in five sizes, from small to XXX Large. You can also choose the firmness and color. Colors are hand mixed so they will vary.

Best of all, you’ll never have to pay a delivery fee to have your meal. Unless, of course, you have a fantasy about the delivery man. Then, by all means, enjoy your fantasy, as well as your sweet meat and eggs.