You don’t have to lie to us. We know. We can see your thoughts. We can see your thoughts because we’ve been you before. Standing there in the grocery store, holding that ripe ear of corn. Marveling at how thick it is. With all the small textures and grooves. It would feel sooo good inside your hole, and we don’t mean your mouth.

Of course, we never actually followed through with lubing up the corn on the cob with a healthy helping of butter and plowing our  field until we produced our own helping of cream. Instead, as we like to do, we create our own adult novelty toys so we came up with the Corn Dildo. This all-new Corn dildo is perfect for all the right reasons! It has all the texture of a delicious corn on the cob. All those small, tiny groves, that will tickle every inch of you as it stuffs you full. But better still, it has the curves you expect from a real cock, which is often better than just a straight, up and down, device. Combine the curves of a cock with the grooves of corn, and you have a delicious sex toy. Perfect for snacking at any time of the day or night. 

We don’t recommend actually slathering the dildo with butter though. We know how desirable that urge might be. Instead we recommend you purchase one of our lubes, made specifically for silicone sex toys.  The Corn dildo comes in four sizes, and  five colors including Yellow and Golden Yellow, exclusively for this toy only. Colors are hand mixed so they may vary slightly.