You’re probably feeling frustrated after not finding the right kind of hookup on that squirt gay website,  and searching for “adult novelty stores near me” didn’t help either, because the cock  you want doesn’t exist in real life. Well, maybe it does. Meet our Cyclops dildo, crafted to look like an alien Cyclops cock with a single, fat eye, that stretches out from the body. This dildo is the kind of toy that sets itself apart, not only in its design, but in the way it can help you discover your true sexual side, with levels of bliss you never realized were possible. 

With the fat, circular eye of the Cyclops, you will have the thickest part of the toy entering you right out of the gate.  And yet, while the body of Cyclops isn’t as thick as the eye, it’s the texture of the toy that makes this a true winner of mythical proportions. There are ridges every few milimeters, which gives you a new sensation the deeper you let it penetrate you. And even then, not every ridge is the same, as the Cyclops, in true cock fashion, possesses veins that will tickle and massage your insides right along with the rest of the ridges. 

Sometimes you need to get out of your comfort zone in order to experience full sexual pleasure. This one eyed monster with all its ridges has everything you need to achieve that.  After all, you can get ridges potato chips, made from the same recipe as regular potato chips, and yet for whatever reason ridges just hits differently. 

The Cyclops hits differently. That slender, ribbed design is a beautiful thing, and something that you need to experience for yourself. Of course, it also is a perfect candidate for the Remove-O-Balls attachment (sold separately), so just in case you want to remind yourself that you’re getting fucked by something that is still somewhat human (at least it was made by humans), adding a pair of testicles to your toy will give you that beautiful feeling. 

This beautiful toy comes in one size only, but that’s enough to satisfy everyone. You can still pick out the kind of color you are interested in. After all, just because it is the mind’s eye of your sexual fantasy doesn’t mean you can’t alter the color just a bit. Colors are hand mixed so they will vary.