Ethan Sinns has just finished his workout and you can’t look away. Your eyes slowly take him in knowing that you’ll soon … well … take him in. 

His thin mouth is dusted with manly stubble. His lips are open, still panting from the exercise. A trail of sweat dives from his muscled neck, running over his perfectly-shaped chest. Your gaze runs ahead of it, over his rippled six pack, decorated with just enough hair and down to … oh how you wish to see under those baggy gym shorts!

You feel your body responding, just to the look of him. Your sex reaches for his. And then, smiling, Ethan Sinns, Superman, porn hunk, sex god … smiles at you and slips the shorts off his hips. 

What you see there — thick as a soda can and twice as long, meaty and masculine with a distinct dorsal vein — is available to you any time if you own the latest addition to Mr. Hankey’s Toys’ celebrity lifecast, most realistic dildo collection. 

Imagine all of Ethan’s rock hard porn star rod right in your hands … or anywhere else you want him, as if you’re right there with him on the set of films from CumDumpSluts or Trailer Trash Boys. 

Ethan’s replica dildo comes in four sizes (only his most avid fans know which size is the perfect match for him) and four levels of hardness (everyone knows the real thing is “extra firm”). High quality materials and extra fast shipping ensure you can enjoy Ethan many, many times, starting very, very soon. 

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If you’ve ever wanted to experience the warmth of Ethan’s embrace or the muscled magic under those gym shorts, purchase this dildo from Mr. Hankey’s Toys today. Ethan is ready for his next workout.