You can stop searching sex toys stores for the best sex toys. While the Long John is deserving of a longer name, like Long Johnson, we wanted to keep things less formal so we went with the shorter John. Shorter name that is, not shorter cock. This beautiful toy is slightly shorter than the Largo, but it’s still a big toy. Just gaze at the sheer length of this thing. It’s difficult to fully appreciate just how long this beauty is. As soon as it arrives at your doorstep you’re going to pull it out, marvel at it in your hands, and tell yourself “It’s going to be a long, orgasmic night!”

The Long John only comes in one size, because when you have created the perfect dick you don’t need to make it in different sizes. You will be happy to take this long, softly textured cock as deep as possible, in whatever way feels good to you. And just when you think you’ve taken it all in, you realize there’s still a few more inches to go. You don’t have to take this cock all at once, you’re in control. You can fuck it slowly and work your way down the shaft, until one day you can take it all the way down to the balls.

So whether you just rub yourself off, salivating while staring at the Long John, or you want to challenge yourself and see just how deep Long John can make it into the depths of your hole, however you want to enjoy Long John is up to you. The Long John does not stand up right on its own, but that’s ok because you’ll want to take this one lying down.