You should know by now that we’re not like the typical adult shops near you, that we strive to give you a wide variety of cocks and sex toys. Longs ones, short ones, fantasy ones, thin and thick. So when Mikey came to us with his fat, hard cock, we just had to stop everything and make a lifecasting of it. The beautiful Mikey dildo, is sure to be a lot of people’s favorite. It has a perfect uncut head sticking out at the top. The shaft is thick, and slightly bulging in the middle. The balls perfect and compact. The skin has mild texturing, without a lot of veins. Not everyone needs all the frills to have some thrills, sometimes you just need a straight up thick cock.

Mikey told us he loves to please everyone, so we wanted to please as many people as possible and made the Mikey dildo in four generous sizes. Mikey’s Original size is close to a medium, but you know that doesn’t mean it’s small. With 8.75 inches in circumference near the middle, and 7.5 inches of insertable length, it’s quite big. The Mikey goes up to an XXL, which has a circumference of 10.9 inches near the middle, and an insertable length of 9 inches. We know you’ll find one of the sizes perfect for your greedy holes. Just make sure you use some Breed’r CumLube. With the Mikey you also have your choice of the usual colors, Black, Deep Brown, and Natural Tan. You can pick from a Medium Firm to a 75% Soft firmness. Our colors are hand mixed, so they can vary slightly.