So maybe you want that rock hard cock, or perhaps you’ve always had a thing for The Thing cartoon superhero, wondering what his cock looked like, and lusting to feel him pounding your ass to dust with his granite cock. Whatever your fantasy may be, with The Theeng dildo, you’ll finally get to experience how it feels. You have the standard cock shape, which is already delicious in its design. There’s the smooth head, the rippling skin pulling back from the head and the veins as they spider throughout the shaft. All of that is here, but then the dildo includes the additional indentations and cuts of a cock made from stones. These stone cuts and designs are amazing to look at and hold, but even better, the stone cuts add extra sensations when using it. It gives you the something familiar yet something different, a textured sensation that you’re not going to get from other fantasy sex toys. You’ll be hard pressed to find a better stone dick anywhere, at least one that’s not made out of real rocks, and we don’t recommend you use any.

The Theeng comes in the usual three natural colors, but something this beautiful and unique deserved its own shade as well, so we also offer it in this rich Blood Red color. It also comes in four sizes, from a not so small S/M, with 8 inches of insertable length, to an XXLarge with 12 inches of insertable length. You don’t have to worry about firmness, because unlike real rocks you can get this silicone sex toy in a Medium Firm, or 75% Soft. Note, our colors are hand mixed so they can vary slightly.