All the delicious insides with none of the sharp edges. That’s what you expect out of a quality can opener. Because you’re hungry and want what is inside of that thick can. And yet, sadly, not enough can openers deliver. They leave you hanging, injured, and after a while the opener just can’t handle cans. The same happens with dildos. You want something that can open you up, avoid shredding you, and keep up with your daily dose of pound town. Sadly, too many inferior fuck toys are out there, and they end up ripping apart or failing to deliver on the juicy goods. 

Who wants a self-fuck experience like that? We sure don’t, and neither do you. That’s why you need a real dildo cock that delivers every single time. That’s why you need the Can Opener.

You don’t expect to find a can opener in a sex toys store, but this Can Opener will split you open and deliver one hell of an orgasm every single time. You’ll never experience the frustration of a dildo that loses it’s edge or is unable to open you up. Because when you invest in the Can Opener, you’re investing in your own personal sexual bliss. 

Instead of hand cranking your shaft all by itself, bring the Can Opener in to push your self satisfaction to an all new level. With the Can Opener you can suck and fuck the toy to oblivion, and it will never wear down on you. This is thanks to the premium material and build quality of this beautiful cock toy. Never leave your self pleasure in the hands of an inferior product and instead give yourself peace of mind knowing that whenever you are hungry for a good  fucking this realistic sex toy is ready to please you.

All of that and we haven’t even mentioned the breathtaking beauty of this toy. it has all the curves and protruding veins you want from a real cock, only you won’t have to deal with all the drama that comes with a person attached to the cock. Because after all, when you want to eat, you want to eat. You don’t always want a life story that comes along with the recipe. 

The Can Opener comes in several beautifully crafted sizes and colors (Colors are hand mixed so they will vary). Plus, with the Remove-O-Balls add-on, (sold separately), you can have the true experience of fucking and sucking a real cock, all thanks to the Can Opener. There’s never been a better time to improve your masturbation session while enhancing your orgasm with an ass-opening Can Opener than now.