It’s Sunday afternoon. You and your partner are lounging on the couch like a couple of lazy furry house cats in the sun. You’re both looking at your phones. Playfully, you pull up a video and ask a question. 

“Hey, why did God make the internet?”

“So we could watch cat videos, obviously.”

“Right. And why did the internet make Rule 34?”

“Ummmm… so we could watch cat porn videos?”

“Exactly.” You turn your phone to show a nature video of a fierce looking lioness getting plowed ferociously by a wavy-maned lion. 

“Damn! Lion sex is hot!”

“I know, right?” You smile, hoping the image might spark some ideas.

“I can do better than that. Wait til you see what the internet gods dropped at our front door yesterday.”

Your partner retreats to the bedroom for a moment and comes back naked, smiling, and holding something you’ve never seen before. You can’t take your eyes off it. It’s lithe and tawny and fierce looking, streaked with thin ribbed wrinkles and forking veins and lean muscles. It’s pointed and thick with a long, straight rib running down the underside and a pair of smooth, juicy balls at its base. It’s not human but it’s undoubtedly a cock. 

“What is that?” you ask, reaching for it. It looks like the dick Catwoman would grow if she was trans. Or maybe the equipment from an alien race of half-human, half-tiger sex fiends. 

Your partner doesn’t answer your question with words, but hooks a thumb under the hem of your sweat pants and you know this lazy afternoon is about to turn into a roaring good time. 

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